Notes from the monologue I'm not writing

So its been a tough week for Republicans. Jack Abramoff went into the joint this week. The last of the Enron guys got sentenced this week. Fastow, Skilling, and Cunningham are already doing time and it's only a matter of time before DeLay dons his prison getup.

But the Republicans aren't worried. You see, Karl Rove has a new plan to get his party back in power. Allow felons to vote!