Friday, August 24, 2007

From the correspondence file: Villains (coda)

Dear Baleb Cullen,

Thank you for your recent purchase of our services.While we were not able to come to an arraignment at this time, we hope to do business with you in the future.

Please accept this gift (attached Package) as a sign of our appreciation.

Here at Martian Incorporated, We want to be YOUR villain.


Sincerely,
Razzap Snookums
CEO, Martian Incorporated.



(sounds of opening package, a ticking sound, then an explosion)

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