Sweeps Week (recap)

Heard in this show:

• TV PARTY - Black Flag

• Thracian Dance - Andreas Brunn, Vladimir Karparow,

• Pigs with Wigs - Caleb Bullen

1-900-con-tract - This came from a real advertisement on an adult dvd for a 900 number where the young lady said, "Hi I'm Porn Star, (whatever her name was) and I liked to get fucked!" For good or ill my first thought was not of fucked in the most pleasing sense but in the pejorative business sense.

Tune in, Turn on, Drop out - I know I'm far from the first person to make this joke but it did seem to fit the theme and when you think about it, that is exactly what most of us do when we watch TV. By the way, I wanted to use some Lord Sitar on this but couldn't find any on line. Any tips on tracking down Big Jim Sullivan's more entertaining work, would be appreciated.

Zom-B-Gone - came from a mixture of 118migration and somebody's terrible cologne.

Lead - I'm sorry to say that although I did sensationalize a bit of this, its all true, just over emphasized.

Pigs with Wigs - is one of those weird things that came to me as I was waking up one morning

Sexy Shoes - I have this one shoe that I shouldn't be trying to use as a slip on and one morning when I was trying to get the wall over the heel to straighten out, I found myself making curious noises. I just took that one step further.