A Political Post Devoid of Issues

Forget about the issues for a moment. Forget about the economy. Forget about the war. All that stuff can be complicated and many of us don't pay that much attention to politics most of the time. So lets look at this thing like it was a movie. We all watch movies.

Whenever people complain about Obama being too cool and not expressing their rage and catharsis; I always think that's the good thing about him. To me, and admittedly I am a huge Obama fan, he seems like the archetypical American movie hero. He's the strong silent type. He's a tall, handsome man who doesn't come from around here. He doesn't start fights. He tries to talk to people. Think of Alan Ladd in Shane or Clint Eastwood in the Leone Films. I think this is a large part of what people are talking about when they describe him as, "Presidential".

You know when people talk of Bush as being a cowboy because of his bravado and uh... fear of horses, that's true but only up to a point. Bush is like the hired thug in a western. He's not too bright but he's full of machismo. He's quick to fight. He's most concerned about looking tough and he's kind of a doomed character.

McCain, on the other hand, seems like that character's boss. The Rancher who has bought up half the town and is sending his goons to rough up the people who wont sell. He doesn't like getting his own hands dirty but he'll send his henchmen. He really hates the hero and just can't keep that inside. He had a plan, he was going to win and this interloper came in and blew it all to hell. How DARE Obama come in to try to clean up HIS town.

If we're sticking with the western theme, I suppose Biden might be the Gabby Hayes of this picture. A likeable old timer who isn't essential to the plot but is good for some comic relief, telling parapalygics to stand up or saying Hilary Clinton would've been a better VP choice.

Palin... I don't know what kind of movie archetype she fits. She's a new one. Many imagine her to be the Shannon Tweed character who takes off her glasses and lets her hair down right as the alto sax kicks in but that doesn't belong in a western really. But uh... she's a maverick. That's all that counts right?